Machiavellism~

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cabradine:

cakeballseverpee:

Do colors have fandoms

Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome

I totally ship it with turquoise

I ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW):

OMG BRB DYING CAUSE BEST THINGS LMAO

(Source: swishyseahorseronan, via muroron)

OMG | tumblr | otp | seems legit | Jun 28th

The Expressionless In June of 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospital in nothing but a white gown covered in blood. Now this in itself should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest hospital for medical attention. But there were two things that caused people who saw her to vomit and flee in terror.
The first, being that she wasn’t exactly human. She resembled something close to a mannequin, but had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being. Her face, was as flawless as a mannequins, devoid of eyebrows and smeared in make-up. That’s the other reason people were throwing up or fleeing in terror.
She had a kitten clenched in between her teeth, her jaws clamped so unnaturally tightly around it to the point where no teeth could be seen, the blood was still squirting out over her gown and onto the floor. She then pulled it out of her mouth, tossed it aside and collapsed.
From the moment she stepped through the entrance to when she was taken to a hospital room and cleaned up before being prepped for sedation, she was completely calm, expressionless and motionless. The doctors had thought it best to restrain her until the authorities could arrive and she did not protest. They were unable to get any kind of response from her and most staff members felt too uncomfortable to look directly at her for more than a few seconds.
But the second the staff tried to sedate her, she fought back with extreme force. Two members of staff holding her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same, blank expression.
She turned her emotionless eyes towards the male doctor and did something unusual. She smiled.
As she did, the female doctor screamed and let go out of shock. In the womans mouth were not human teeth, but long, sharp spikes. Too long for her mouth to close fully without causing any damage…
The male doctor stared back at her for a moment before asking “What in the hell are you?”
She cracked her neck down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling.
There was a long pause, the security had been alerted and could be heard coming down the hallway.
As he heard them, she darted forward, sinking her teeth into the front of his throat, ripping out his jugular & letting him fall to the floor, gasping for air as he choked on his own blood.
She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes.
She leaned closer and whispered in his ear.
“I…am….God….”
The doctors eyes filled with fear as he watched her calmly walk away to greet the security men. His last ever sight would be watching her feast on them one by one.
The female doctor who survived the incident named her “The Expressionless”.
There was never a sighting of her again.

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chammi91:

nat-lli:

inspired by this post

oh thor, you look so stupid…

PUUUAHAHAAHHHH ! XDDDDDDDDD
THOR , PERFECTION.

OMG | CAN I DIE NOW | Stark's new groove | May 11th

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loveismyjudge:

Been reading out these phenomenas called “rat kings” where rats tails get covered in dirt or blood or ice and they all get knotted and stuck together… Up to 32 rats together have been reported. Apparently that changes the way they think and they all kinda move and think as one animal; a rat king. Loads of case have been reported, mostly in germany (the case in the photo above was from there), where they were seen as a bad omen. Creeeepy.

rats | king rat | OMG | Mar 31st

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