P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your gender identity on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.
Rebloging twice because people should have to read this more than once
SOMEONE SAID IT
|january:||okay yeah man new year new me fresh starts all around i'm totally not gonna waste this year like i've done every other year of my life so far|
|february:||well okay that went quickly but february will be my month i will get shit done|
|march:||lol wtf wasn't it christmas yesterday|
|april:||awww little baby birdies and shit how cute but i've still done absolutely fuck all|
|may:||mAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU AH AHA HHAHAHHA AHHAHA aw shit i missed april fool's day how the fuck did that happen|
|june:||since when is it summer|
|july:||blogging blogging blogging blogging blogging sleeping eating blogging|
|august:||i need to start getting shit done where has the summer gone omg|
|september:||take me back to the fucking summer|
|november:||everything in nature's dying hmm bit of a bummer|
|december:||chrISTMAS FUCK YEAH OMG YAY. OMG IT'S ALMOST NEXT YEAR. NEXT YEAR, THAT IS THE YEAR I WILL GET SHIT DONE. I CAN FEEL IT.|
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye